“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”

“I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.”

“I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is.”

“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”

“If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ”

“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.”

“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”