“A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.”
“Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.”
“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?”
“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? ”
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”
“I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade”