“Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.”

“Religion is just mind control. ”

“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

“It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.”

“Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.”

“The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.”

“Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.”