“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.”
“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
“Seeing the glass as half empty is more positive than seeing it as half full. Through such a lens the only choice is to pour more. That is righteous pessimism.”
“I see the glass half full and thank God for what I have.”
“Of course, to a true geek, the glass is neither half-full nor half-empty. It's twice as big as it currently needs to be, though a reasonable reserve margin is not a bad thing to have ready, just in case.”