“Twat is twat and that is that.”
“Oh wouldn't that twist your twat if that turned out to be true!”
“Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.”
“Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough”
“So, did you spend the night with the blond rich wanker or the dark haired posh twat?”
“I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -”