“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?”
“Fight the fighters, not their wars.”
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
“I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safely, fight fires. After all, fire fighters make better lovers.”
“I'm a lover not a fighter but I'll fight for what I love.”
“one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter”
“The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.”