“What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!”

George Carlin

George Carlin - “What do dogs do on their day off?... 1

Similar quotes

“It is the story that lies around the edges of the photographs, or at the end of newspaper account. It's about the lies we tell others to protect them, and about the lies we tell ourselves in order not to acknowledge what we can't bear: that we are alive, for instance, and eating lunch, while bombs are falling, and refugees are crammed into camps, and the news comes toward us every hour of the day. And what, in the end, do we do?”

Sarah Blake
Read more

“If I can't do what I want to do, then my job is to not do what I want to do. It's not the same thing, but it's the best thing I can do.”

Nikki Giovanni
Read more

“To look around at what you have accomplished in a day gives a man a good feeling. Too many men work on parts of things. Doing a job to completeness satisfies a man.”

Richard Proenneke
Read more

“That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart.”

Audrey Niffenegger
Read more

“I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.”

Mark Haddon
Read more