“Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.”

“Right now, all I'm thinking about is how I'm going to get you in my bed so I can show you all the ways I can make you come.”

“Pride slays thanksgiving ... A prideful man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.”

“Ever notice how amused people are when you point out one of their mannerisms or a funny quirk about them? They start laughing and getting happy because they're thinking, "People notice me! I'm relevent!" It's OK to have these instincts, but you have to suppress them a bit. There are 6 billion people here, so it's not all about you. You need to let other people talk for a while and pay attention to their world for a sec.”

“At that age you think boys have as much personality as coat hangers and, you don't notice their looks.Then you grow up.”

“I just laid around in my bed, looking at the ceiling, and i smiled because it was a nice kind of quiet.”