“Fuck it; put it in a bucket, and take it to the stage!”
“Free your mind... and your ass will follow.”
“But whoever seriously considers the immense extent of territory comprehended within the limits of the United States, together with the variety of its climates, productions, and commerce, the difference of extent, and number of inhabitants in all; the dissimilitude of interest, morals, and politics, in almost every one, will receive it as an intuitive truth, that a consolidated republican form of government therein, can never form a perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to you and your posterity, for to these objects it must be directed. This unkindred legislature therefore, composed of interests opposite and dissimilar in their nature, will in its exercise, emphatically be like a house divided against itself.”
“The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.”
“Ain't nothin' but a party!”
“You can put wings on a pig, but that doesn't make it an eagle.”