“To most mortals there is a stupidity which is unendurable and a stupidity which is altogether acceptable — else, indeed, what would become of social bonds?”
“...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.”
“Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.”
“But it was the stupidity of passion, which would rather have nothing than a little.”
“Stupid, fragile mortals.”
“I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.”