“If you drive a car, I'll tax the street;if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.”
“Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)”
“You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.”
“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”
“You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.”
“Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.”