“If time be judiciously employed, there is time for everything.”
“A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.”
“Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates.”
“Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death”
“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, because money is time plus labor. I spend my time saving money, I spend my money saving time, and I labor hard to not labor hard.”
“I had to spend my entire childhood in the Altensam dungeon like an inmate doing time for no comprehensible reason, for a crime he can’t remember committing, a judicial error probably.”