“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
“I hope you die....P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.”
“If, instead of saying that thieves will go to prison or liars will go to hell, we could make people think that stealing is as bad as going to a funeral in a coloured tie, or lying as bad as frying a sausage on the parlour fire, we should achieve a colossal reformation.”
“People always ask me where they should go to work, and I always tell them to go to work for whom they admire the most.”
“If you ever feel like letting go, I wont let you fall”