“Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.”

“Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.”

“A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.”

“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”

“Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.”

“What passes for woman’s intuition is often nothing more than man’s transparency.”

“Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.”