“Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.”
“Man is a play station whereas a woman will always remain at an emotion station.”
“The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.”
“A woman did not feel jealousy if her emotions were not engaged. And a wise man did not let it fester.”
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ”
“given the nature of the human couple, the love of a man and a woman is a priori inferior to that which can exist (at least in the best instances) in the love between man and dog...It is a completely selfless love.”