“There are questions I'm still not wise enough to answer, just wise enough to no longer ask.”

“Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.”

“Me and the bottle have always been friends, we've had a few old nasty fights but the bottle would always win, so when I go to answer that final curtain call, I can hear these words being whispered by all... Ol' George stopped drinking today.”

“It costs nothing to ask wise advice from a good friend.”

“But it would be wise.""I've never been known for my wisdom,”

“In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.”

“We get wise by asking questions, and even if these are not answered we get wise, for a well-packed question carries its answer on its back as a snail carries its shell.”