“I don't approve of surprises. The pleasure is never enhanced and the inconvenience is considerable.”

“Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable.”

“[Senator Bill] O'Chee: What do I have to do to be an Australian, because my family has been in this country for a hundred and ten years[78-year-old woman on incoming telephone call]: It doesn't matter.O'Chee: I've got to look English, have I?Old Lady: YesO'Chee: What about the Aboriginies?Old Lady: They're Australian, too.O'Chee: Can I just get this down for the record -- you can look Aboriginal and be an Australian, or you can look English and be an Australian, but you can't look Asian and be an Australian?Old Lady: That's right.”

“The nerds have taken over the newsrooms.”

“Ich küsste ihn und umarmte ihn. Mir war egal, was war und was sein würde. In diesem Augenblick, der eine Ewigkeit dauerte, gab es nur ihn und mich.”

“It would be pointless to deny that some crime in Australia is linked to migrant communities. A factor here is that many migrants come from countries where the government trusts none of its citizens to tell the truth and demands proof for everything. The Australian system, where the authorities generally assume that a citizen is telling the truth, but provides penalties if they are then caught lying, tempts some migrants into illegal acts...”

“I don't advise. You mutn't give any weight to what I say, except in so far as your own judgment approves it.”