“No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!”

“if you make waffles, throw out the first one.”

“I remember a man throwing me in the air when I was very little. He stands as tall as the sky, and he throws me up so high it feels as though I'm flying. We're both laughing, laughing so much that I could hardly catch a breath, and finally I laugh so hard I wet myself, but that only makes him laugh the louder. I was never afraid when he was throwing me. I knew that he would always be there to catch me.”

“It’s really hard to hate someone for being different when you’re too busy laughing together.”

“Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!”

“Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.”

“Eh, Whappaaaa!”