“We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!”

“Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!”

“if you make waffles, throw out the first one.”

“Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.”

“No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!”

“Eh, Whappaaaa!”

“What... Are you on strike from wearing deodorant now too? You smell like a boy's locker room after a wrestling match!”