“I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.”
“Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.”
“You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.”
“A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin”
“Hey, not while I'm at my devotions, no so fast, the fat man said, inside the shithouse you're communing with God, and outside you find that all hell's broken loose.”
“I don't believe less is more. I believe that more is more. I believe that less is less, fat fat, thin thin and enough is enough. ”