“I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.”

“Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.”

“You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.”

“A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats.”

“Autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats.”

“A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin”

“Reality is inside the skull.”