“The Seven Commandments:Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.No animal shall wear clothes.No animal shall sleep in a bed.No animal shall drink alcohol.No animal shall kill any other animal.All animals are equal.”
“Four legs good, two legs better! All Animals Are Equal. But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others.”
“Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.”
“A committee is an animal with four back legs.”
“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
“Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think. ”