“Contempt, thought Tyrion, the universal tongue.”

“How I have yearned for the sound of your sweet voice,” Tyrion sighed to her. “How I have yearned to have that eunuch’s tongue pulled out with hot pincers,” Cersei replied.”

“one naked girl with a mud up to her knees could not seem to take her eyes off Tyrion. She has never seen a dwarf before, he realized, much less a dwarf without a nose. He made a face and stuck his tongue out and the girl began to cry”

“Truly, sister, you were born to be a widow. (Tyrion to Cersei)”

“The longer he lived, the more Tyrion realized that nothing was simple and little was true.”

“Remember, whatever the price...I'll beat it! I like living!Tyrion Lannister”

“My brother has his sword, and I have my mind...―Tyrion Lannister”