“Corn! Corn! Corn!”
“Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn.”
“Why not the Bahamas? Or the Corn Palace?”
“The farm labourers employed to harvest the corn often displayed a real fear of cutting the last sheaf, due to the fact that they felt they were slaying the spirit of the corn.”
“Come in early, so there'll be time to pop corn,' Mrs. Ray said. If she mentioned popping corn, they always came in early. So she usually mentioned it.”
“Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.”