“If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious”

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?""In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.”

“The rain feels good against my face, Sam. It feels like tears. Let me stay a while longer, I pray you. It has been a long time since last I wept.”

“I thought that I was the Warrior and Cersei was the Maid, but all the time she was the Stranger, hiding her true face from my gaze. "Pray for me, if you like," he told his cousin. "I forgotten all the words.”

“I have touched more men that I can count. Some with my lips, more with my axe.”

“I pray he found the peace in death that he never knew in life.”

“So spare me your envy. It was the gods who neglected to give you a cock, not me.”