“Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the Wall. He means for us to eat them.”
“The wall is home base. The wall won't move. If I stand at the wall, I won't be expected to move. This is what it means to be a wallflower. Now I understand.”
“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?”
“In a heartbeat, a thousand voices took up the chant. King Joffrey and King Robb and King Stannis were forgotten, and King Bread ruled alone. "Bread." they clamored. "Bread, Bread!”
“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”
“We're fortunate my brother Stannis is not with us. Remember that time he proposed to outlaw brothels?”