“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”
“‘Ozzy, is it true you got busted for pissing on the Alamo?’ he asked me.‘Yeah,’ I told him. ‘It’s true.’‘Shit, man,’ he said. ‘We piss on it every night on our way home.’”
“Holy shit, Bird," I whispered through my teeth. "At least try to be normal. You have to at least try.”
“you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure”
“I helped you. I did! I put him where you told me to. (Basi)You didn’t do shit, except whine and piss me off! (Apollymi)(Apollymi blasted her into oblivion.)”
“You think she's pretty, you ought to see my slingshot! ”