“Tell me who’s won and I’ll tell you what it means.”
“Tell me your thinking, and I’ll tell you what your life looks like.”
“ ‘Tell me what you read and I’ll tell you who you are’ is true enough, but I’d know you better if you told me what you reread.”
“Tell me what you want, sweetheart … Anything. And I’ll do it.”
“I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look at a picture of a koala…tell me you’re not shocked.”
“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like, but she’s transparent. But I will tell you that she does have a sexy voice.”