“The oft repeated jape about his father was just another lie, Lord Tywin Lannister in the end did not shit gold.”
“Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.”
“Every once in a very long while, Lord Tywin Lannister would actually threaten to smile; he never did, but the threat alone was terrible to behold.”
“If you do shit gold, Father, find a privy and get busy, he wanted to say, but he knew better. --Tyrion Lannister”
“There is a long league's worth of difference between willful and stupid. - Tywin Lannister”
“I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back.”