“There is a long league's worth of difference between willful and stupid. - Tywin Lannister”

“Every once in a very long while, Lord Tywin Lannister would actually threaten to smile; he never did, but the threat alone was terrible to behold.”

“I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back.”

“The oft repeated jape about his father was just another lie, Lord Tywin Lannister in the end did not shit gold.”

“Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”

“A Lannister always pays his debts.”

“I do solemnly proclaim Tyrion of House Lannister and Sansa of House Stark to be man and wife, one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever, and cursed be the one who comes between them.”