“Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon pies.”
“My brother has his sword, and I have my mind...―Tyrion Lannister”
“Let them look. Let them stare and whisper until they've had their fill, I will not hide myself for their sake. - Tyrion Lannister”
“Remember, whatever the price...I'll beat it! I like living!Tyrion Lannister”
“Tyrion Lannister was bundled in furs so thickly he looked like a very small bear”
“Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different dwarf with a hideous facial scar.'" Both Lannisters laughed at the absurdity of it all. (Tyrion Lannister)”