“When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it”

“If truth be told, I ofttimes wonder how Stannis ever got that ugly daughter of his. He goes to his marriage bed like a man marching to a battlefield, with a firm look in his eyes and a determination to do his duty.”

“You little fool. Tears are not a woman's only weapon. You've got another one between your legs, and you'd best learn to use it. You'll find men use their swords freely enough. Both kinds of swords.”

“Are you certain they never cut your member off?" Tormund gave a shrug, as if to say he would never understand such madness. "Well, you are a free man now, but if you will have the girl, best find yourself a she-bear. If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller, until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.”

“Do you think I do not know that? Oberyn is with me every time I close my eyes.” Doran Martell”

“Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman? (wonders Lady Catelyn Stark)”

“Do you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading.”