“Why, that is why the gods made whores for imps like me.”
“Retreat""I can't explain why I did these things, except to say that I carry a little imp inside me whose ambrosia is my brother's wrath.”
“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.”
“Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues.”
“Trust. Why not ask me to do something easier, like prove the existence of God? Even God had given up on me.”
“Why? Why did God provide me with more than I need?”