“Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.”
“I'm a vegetarian.You're a what?I don't eat meat.How can you not eat meat?I just don't.He says he does not eat meat.What?No meat?No meat.Steak?No...Chickens!No...And what about the sausage?No, no sausage, no meat!He says he does not eat any meat.Not even sausage?I know!What is wrong with him?What is wrong with you?Nothing, I just don't eat meat!”
“[If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened to anyone you know, and sausage, after all, is delicious.”
“To write a love letter, you have to start, without knowing, what you want to say, and end, without knowing what you have said.”
“Let me warn you, if you start chasing after views, you'll be left without bread and without views”
“when you feel like hope is gone, look inside you and be strong and you'll finally see the truth- that hero lies in you.”