“Yes, all Lannisters are lions, and when a Tyrell breaks wind it smells just like a rose.”

“I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back.”

“I was not born this morning, Lannister.”“No, but you’re like to die this afternoon.”

“Remember, whatever the price...I'll beat it! I like living!Tyrion Lannister”

“Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.”

“The oft repeated jape about his father was just another lie, Lord Tywin Lannister in the end did not shit gold.”

“Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”