“The truth is not in the commercial media because the truth is a dagger pointed at its heart, which is its pocketbook.”

“No school can supply an anti-liberal education, or a fascist education, as these terms are contradictory. Liberalism and education are one.”

“The Republican and Democratic parties both feed out of the same bag provided by the monied system, and where the list frequently differs the same interests are represented.”

“I came gradually to want to prove nothing.”

“Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding!! ”

“You doubt because you love truth.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”