“I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military.”
“Soldier, you are gay until the United States military tells you otherwise.”
“The truth of the matter is, I will miss being the commander in chief of such a fabulous group of men and women -- those who wear the uniform of the United States military.”
“What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.”
“I can say I didn't win, but I can't say that I didn't try.”
“When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back..”