“I reads every chance I can gets.”

“Every American who served in Iraq helped to make our nation safer, gave twenty-five million people the chance to live in freedom, and changed the direction of the Middle East for generations to come. There are things we got wrong in Iraq, but that cause is eternally right.”

“I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands.”

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.”

“I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.”

“I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.”

“Now, like, I’m President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? I bet if they did, I hope I would say, ‘Hey, get lost. We don’t want any of that.”