“Interwoven as is the love of liberty with every ligament of your hearts, no recommendation of mine is necessary to fortify or confirm the attachment.”
“That is why it is necessary for you to fasten your feelings to the earth—firmly, like attaching an anchor to a balloon.”
“Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.”
“Our meeting, touching, accidentally connecting immediately, interwoven hand-in-hand, heart-to-heart.”
“Envy of prosperity, confirmers of scourge, desperate of hope. They have a victim in every certain way, a mediator to every heart, and a tear in every complaint.”
“I recommend that the Statue of Liberty on the East Coast be supplemented by a Statue of Responsiblity on the West Coast.”