“Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.”
“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”
“Women!” he muttered. “Can't live with 'em, can't escape even by killing 'em.”
“Families, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em ..”
“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat. Beer is also refreshing and a good listener.”
“Men cheat. They lie. They love porn. The don't respect you and don't care if they hurt you. It's the fucking breaks. Women divorce 'em 'cause we can't tame 'em or train 'em or control 'em like we do household pets. End of story.”