“All the world is my school and all humanity is my teacher.”
“My Sunday school teachers had turned Bible narrative into children's fables. They talked about Noah and the ark because the story had animals in it. They failed to mention that this was when God massacred all of humanity.”
“There are two types of teachers in the world: there are those who play school and teachers that teach school”
“To all my teachers including my mother”
“All the things I've read in my school books about England and the Queen were okay, but my eyes are the greatest book in the world.”
“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”