“Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!”

“Hey, there's a song about me called 'Jessie's Girl.' I still hear it on the radio occasionally.""Yeah, everybody wishes they had Jessie's girl," he laughed.”

“When you look back on this moment months from now, don't forget the one word I'm about to say to you, Claire Deveraux. Foreplay.”

“Many great ideas have happened by mistake.”

“Am I crazy for thinking I could have a chance with her?”

“Are you missing your filter, or is it an Aussie thing to blurt out every inappropriate thought you have?”

“If this is the real you, whoever told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.” - Claire from Going Under.”