“You might as well be the devil.”“Baby, you’re the one holding the apple.”

“My lasagne has been known to bring me to the knees.""Baby, it doesn’t take food for you to bring me to my knees.”

“You might have announced in front of the entire football team and cheerleading squad that Ifictitiously liked what your hands did to me, but I just made you come with one finger, so tell me now who has the skills.”

“Baby, you've fucked my mind without touching my body.”

“I’m not pretending this is anything more than a short-term relationship, but I like being with you even when there’s no sex involved. That means you’re not a booty call.”

“You might score some touchdowns on the football field, but you can forget about getting into Claire’s end zone”. -Payton from Going Under”

“A women can hold a grudge for a long time. The longer it simmers, the longer the grudge lasts and I advise you to get this straightened out quick like fashion.”