“My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. Our constitution works.”

“The harder you work, the luckier you are, and I worked like hell.”

“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. ”

“I've had a lot of experience with people smarter than I am.”

“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.”

“I have this recurring nightmare where I'm lost in a strange forest, and my only hope is your sense of direction. Enough to give a fellow the sweats, it is.”

“A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.”