“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

“Let's have a day in the life of Gerard."Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be.”

“Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off”

“Let me tell you how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win. It doesn't matter how many friend you make, but the graffite they write on your grave.”

“BABY, I'LL BE YOUR FRANKENSTEIN!”

“Stay beautiful, keep it ugly”

“I drink juice when I'm killin' cause it's f**king delicious!”