“I asked Granny one time if she thought green might be God's favorite color since he'd made so many shades of it.”
“WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?”
“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.”
“It's shit punk.[..] That doesn't mean I think punk is shit [...] it means that when someone plays unk ina shit-like manner, it's excruciating. So either find yourself yourself a good punk band or move on, Tom. Because it kills me to say this, but you're actually a tiny bit gifted.”
“My favorite color is you.”