“One can only pity those dirty little minds that see obscenity in the crotch of every tree.”

“THE FACE OF HISTORY is not in the well-preserved faces of the famous, but in the remains of those who lived in the moment”

“It's a sure sign of getting older when nearly every topic begins with, "I used to.”

“My looks are other peoples' problem because I don't have to look at myself.”

“We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget to leave better kids to our planet.”

“I always have a quote for any occasion...It saves the effort of original thinking.”

“I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.”