“THE FACE OF HISTORY is not in the well-preserved faces of the famous, but in the remains of those who lived in the moment”

“One can only pity those dirty little minds that see obscenity in the crotch of every tree.”

“My looks are other peoples' problem because I don't have to look at myself.”

“We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget to leave better kids to our planet.”

“I always have a quote for any occasion...It saves the effort of original thinking.”

“It's a sure sign of getting older when nearly every topic begins with, "I used to.”

“It will always be a batt le a day between those who wantmaximum change and those who want to maintain thestatus quo.”