“We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget to leave better kids to our planet.”

“We must never forget that while striving to leave a better planet to our kids, it is just as important that we strive to leave better kids to our planet.”

“My looks are other peoples' problem because I don't have to look at myself.”

“THE FACE OF HISTORY is not in the well-preserved faces of the famous, but in the remains of those who lived in the moment”

“I always have a quote for any occasion...It saves the effort of original thinking.”

“It's a sure sign of getting older when nearly every topic begins with, "I used to.”

“One can only pity those dirty little minds that see obscenity in the crotch of every tree.”