“America is my country, and Paris is my home town.”

“My karma was to be born in America where adults do not believe in happiness or fun, or at most these are considered low priorities. But everytime I leave this country, I always long for home.”

“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.”

“Soap?""School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.”

“The best of America drifts to Paris. The American in Paris is the best American. It is more fun for an intelligent person to live in an intelligent country. France has the only two things toward which we drift as we grow older—intelligence and good manners.”

“America isn't a country; it's a marketplace. The more you sell, the more at home you'll feel.”