“Don't listen to people telling you that getting up early is best. René Descartes is one of history's most important philosophers, but he rarely got out of bed before noon - and when he started getting up early for a new job as a private tutor, it caused him to catch pneumonia and die.”
“Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd saw; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.”
“It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’s why I started getting up in the afternoon, which is well before any “successful” person even thinks of going to bed.”
“People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.”
“Dear, don't think of getting out of bed yet. I've always suspected that early rising in early life makes one nervous.”
“Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.”